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Halloween for Seniors

Posted by Lorac Monday, 29 October 2012

Rules for Halloween for Seniors ! 


You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fibre candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say...'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that
doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not 
go
Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway... 

1 Responses to Halloween for Seniors

  1. Judy Says:
  2. I like that one!!

     

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