You know
you are too old to Trick or Treat
when:
10. You
keep knocking on your own front
door.
9. You
remove your false teeth to change your
appearance.
8. You ask
for soft high fibre candy only.
7. When
someone drops a candy bar in your
bag,
you lose
your balance and fall over.
6. People
say...'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And
you're not wearing a mask.
.
5. When
the door opens you yell, 'Trick
or...'
And you
can't remember the rest.
4. By the
end of the night,
you have a
bag full of restraining orders.
3. You
have to carefully choose a costume
that
doesn't
dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're
the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood
with a walker.
And the
number one reason Seniors should
not
go
Trick Or
Treating...
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1. You keep
having to go home to pee.
No matter,
have a HAPPY
HALLOWEEN anyway...
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